This Iran WiFi is going to make me jump off a fucking cliff

الان خودمو میکشم ریدم تو ایران

“First” MY IRANIAN ASS HAS BEEN DEALING WITH THIS SHITTY WIFI FOR NINE YEARSSSSSSSS SINCE I WAS 6 I KNOW MY SHIT TOO WELL IM AFRAID 💔💔💔💔💔💔

جوربا

خودشم اسمش ریشه پارسی داره

بچها بخدا ویل تبریزیه شما نمیدونین .

توی ائل گلی زندگی میکنه

اونقدر پولداره فقط میره سفر خارج از کشور برگشتنی میگه “هانسی ویلادا‌ گالوم…” (با لهجه تبریزی) (ترجمه: تو کدوم ویلا بمونم…)

ببین همیشه هم میره event های مختلف اخه خیلی هستن تو تبریز خب بخدا قسم میخورم چند تا ویلا داره

یدونه تو ائل گلی یدونه تو ولیعصر یدونه تو زعفرانیه (مال تبریز)

شما ندیدین بچها… ویل اصل تبریزیه

Speaking of Tabriz…

I hated everyone as a child you can see it on my face

I’VE BEEN READING “COMMON SENSE” BY THOMAS PAINE
SO MEN SAY THAT I’M INTENSE OR I’M INSANE
YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? I WANT A REVELATION
SO LISTEN TO MY DECLARATION
“WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT
THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL”
AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON (UNH!)
I’MA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL (WORK!)

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ forward this and I'll give you a fact on why pariya is the perfect partner for Azul Ashengrotto + your role in their relationship based on your channel's vibe. ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

For my dearest pariya


1 - he'd definitely let arnika stay in savanaclaw, specifically his own dorm because he knows how much of a jackass his dorm members are.



2 - lionesses tend to give birth to around 3 cubs, meaning he and arnika will have 3 cubs running around in the palace