FYM YOU SMOKE 😭

I’ve never kissed anyone I’ve only been in a single relationship I’ve never committed a crime other than petty theft of a single candy piece when I was like 6???????

How tf you have over 7+ confirmed mental disorders, you smoke, drink, have been in multiple relationships YET YOURE 13???? GTFO WHATTTTTT

I’m turning 17 and yet I still am fangirling over a fucking pirate from a movie that came out a decade ago and reading silly little headcanons about him what am I doing wrong in life .

I’m so post-favourite movie depressed that I can’t stand the thought of watching anything other than potc

…time to REwatch potc 3..

Rewatching potc my itch has been itched

God I need Jack sparrow

I love to see the jack sparrow effect on ppl

I love seeing them get obsessed like I got

PLEASEEEEE

LMFAOOOOOO

no like .

I need him so bad it’s not even funny anymore he’s all I need he’s all I want he’s actually my fucking type in men and that’s a start for itself

Third movie always gotta edge me SHOW ME MY LOVELY AMAZING BABY SWEETHEART GORGEOUS WONDERFUL SPECTACULAR STUNNING CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

I’m now just realizing how Jack has a dad bod .