“بنده خدا با روح‌ها زندگی میکنه”
“میگن بالای ۵۰۰ سالشه”

“خوب مونده والا”

I DO PAY FOR CHILD SUPPORT YOU CUNT

دو نوع کصخل وجود داره و من با هر دو نوع دوستم متاسفانه.

He has a single brain cell that’s old, shrivelled and dying

God forbid a cat wants to just exist..

Anytime I look at this picture I just giggle

Like my god is that how it feels like to be Chasca-less?? I wonder how the people who didn’t pull for ANY Natlan characters or don’t have any good exploration characters are doing right now seeing everyone else just use their skill and dash forward 😭😭😭😭😭 TS SO FUNNY IM SORRY

YK WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF.

“I’ll be there. Every BIRTHDAY party, I’ll be there.”

Tell them about how he pissed in your parents closet

“He’s behind me… isn’t he…”

Guys my cat would literally try to follow me OUTSIDE even when I had school and when I’d come back, she’d always stand right in front of the door like a gentlewoman just casually expecting me😭

Had*

Had.

Allow me to rub salt on the wound