You wanna know something even worse?

He’s asexual.

I can’t make. This up.

I can’t make this shit up

I don’t know how the fuck he’s exactly like alastor in THAT sense too

LMAOOOO

HES 42 MFS CALM DOWNNRFFFF

HELLO???;5(!43

Bro wears a suit everyday to school

Like

All the other teachers come w sweaters and hoodies this mf wears 20 different suits

IM NOT.

I wish I was

Even worse .

He reads the newspaper 💔

Bro doesn’t like social media

He’s literally a radio listener

And says he listens to jazz when grading papers

I WISH I WAS LYIMG

IM NOT

I SWEAR