“They’re so sibling coded!”

“How are they sibling coded?”

“This is just my headcanon.”

IF ITS YOUR FUCKING “HEADCANON” STOP ACTING LIKE ITS CANON. STOP. ITS CALLED HEADDDDDDDDDDD CANON FOR A REASON. ITS IN YOUR HEADDDDDD. “They’re so siblings coded!!” THATS NOT FUCKING CANON. THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AT LEAST WRITE “I PERSONALLY think they’re siblings coded” OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT BUT DONT FUCKING ACT LIKE ITS CANON OH MY GOD

IM HOLLERINGGGG

"oh sweet Meg of the Third World!"
god i hope you find this as funny as i did 😭 Hermes Conrad catchphrase is "sweet (something) of (someplace)!"
i used this specifically cause you love Lord Hermes (hence the catchphrase of a guy called Hermes) and Third World (cause those white ass bitches keep testing ya not knowing youre literally coming from the undergound and yeahhh)

when you love the oc x canon too much

Gone a little far
Gone a little far this time with something
How was I to know?
How was I to know this high came rushing?

We're on the borderline
Dangerously fine and unforgiving
Possibly a sign
I'm gonna have the strangest night on Sunday

Here I go
Quite a show for a loner in L.A.
I wonder how I managed to end up in this place
Where I couldn't get away

We're on the borderline
Caught between the tides of pain and rapture
Then I saw the time
Watched it speedin' by like a train
Like a train

Will I be known and loved?
Is there one that I trust?
Starting to sober up
Has it been long enough?
Will I be known and loved?
Little closer, close enough
I'm a loser, loosen up
Setting free, must be tough
Will I be known and loved?
Is there one that I trust?
Starting to sober up
Has it been long enough?
Will I be so in love?
Any closer? Close enough
Shout out to what is done
R.I.P, here comes the sun

A house made of cards, and us, inside
Even though the end is visible Even if it's going to collapse soon
A house made of cards, we're like idiots
Even if it's a vain dream, stay like this a little more

As if there's no such thing as tomorrow
As if there's no such thing as a "next time"
Right now, in front of my eyes, everything without you
Is a terribly pitch-black darkness

no body fw this song as much as I fw this song

Yk why??? I’ll show you.

This. This live performance.

How I pray to Hermes so he can cancel my classes

Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money

If you happen to be rich
And you feel like a night's entertainment
You can pay for a gay escapade
If you happen to be rich and alone
And you need a companion
You can ring "ting-a-ling" for the maid
If you happen to be rich
And you find you are left by your lover
Though you moan and you groan quite a lot
You can take it on the chin
Call a cab and begin to recover
On your 14-karat yacht

Oh girl CLOCK it…

Emcee 🙏🏻

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay.

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir,
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
I bet you do!
Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere...
I am you host!

Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!