"Not that I didn't have a chance. I'll have you know that one time I had several discussions with a woman, who kept reminding me that she had a husband for some reason."

Sometimes Kant's moral framework seemed suspiciously like he was recreating puritanical Christian morality with "pure rationality", but nothing was more suspicious than when he tried to justify the rule of not having sex before marriage. He claimed that rationally you couldn't do it because you would be objectifying each other, and even objectifying yourself (???), and therefore treated each other and yourself as merely a means to an end for sexual pleasure. How this changed after marriage, rationally, I could never quite follow. Apparently he also followed this rule himself, and since he never married, well, didn't have that much experience to draw on, to say the least.

One thing the News doesn't like to mention when they call protestors Anarchists is that Anarchism is good and we should do it.

"Is there uh...any other superhero we can talk to?"
"No, I already killed them all and harvested their organs."

"Let's try Martin Heidegger next."

"Sometimes there are things worse than being a sheep, it turns out."

Wittgenstein, rejecting logical positivism for his later conception of language: "enough of this nerd shit."

"One must get stabbed to learn the meaning of stabbing."

Also if you are interested in Dostoevsky I just went on Revolution Left Radio to talk about his life and works:
https://revolutionaryleftradio.libsyn.com/dostoevsky