What do you mean? Of course the philosophy department should be preventing philosophy. Just like the police department should be preventing police.

Don't worry though the Super Poets showed up right after and wrote some really beautiful poetry about the tragedy.

Raccoons don't actually have existential angst because they already know the meaning of life (eating trash).

Elon Musk: "yes but I can't profit from public transportation so how does that fit into it?"

Also poetry is like...pretty stupid overall.

"Also it feels really good, so there's that too..."

Also since one of the largest corporations on Earth literally owns every Superhero this isn't "Iron Man", it's a philosophical experiment of an alternate universe version which is molecularly identical but legally distinct.