"Also it feels really good, so there's that too..."

Also since one of the largest corporations on Earth literally owns every Superhero this isn't "Iron Man", it's a philosophical experiment of an alternate universe version which is molecularly identical but legally distinct.

"Also people would start asking questions about the patriarchal structure of lion society that I'm just not ready to answer..."

The first rule of the existential despair club is that there are no rules, only an uncaring, cold universe.
The second rule is to always be yourself and have fun.

"Although you are right about one thing never changing: the return policy"

Clippy: "it looks like you are having an existential crisis, would you like help creating a meaning to live?"

In a sense Socrates was killed in a philosophical street fight, like most things in philosophy it just took a long time to get to the point.