"Although you are right about one thing never changing: the return policy"

Clippy: "it looks like you are having an existential crisis, would you like help creating a meaning to live?"

In a sense Socrates was killed in a philosophical street fight, like most things in philosophy it just took a long time to get to the point.

Purely as a philosophical thought experiment, of course, I would have to say that violence is sometimes needed to achieve justice.

Human beings are the only animal stupid enough to invent concepts like "rent".

There is nothing more annoying than people believing the same thing you do for dumb reasons.

"Also...doing weird sex?"
"Obviously."