"Also I win a million dollars, so everyone pay up."

"Also a lot of people think I sound like a teenager who first learned about socialism and what I'm saying isn't nearly as deep as I think, but whatever..."

Solidarity means standing behind the Hollywood writers and actors even though you think all the movies are crap.

Whenever there is something like a writers strike, just remember that we really don't need entertainment or whatever more than the people making that entertainment need healthcare and a decent wage.

Sex Ed classes should really just teach kids that before they have sex they must first justify their existence.

Maybe I'm just a nerd but but I'd much rather talk with the alien scientists and philosophers than their leaders too.

"Ah, but have you considered that throwing him in prison now won't achieve anything, because philosophically..."

Eventually they took it too far though and made Hobbes "admit Rousseau was right" and he joined the revolution.

Hobbes is best known for creating a rational philosophical justification for why we should all obey an absolute monarch. Essentially he believed it was worth it to trade off any lost freedom for the security of living in the State. The funny part about this is that even though his philosophy is more or less a justification for sticking with the existing world order, he was still considered a dangerous radical and atheist, because his justification for the authority of Kings was a rational one, rather than just saying that they had a divine right to rule. He even ended up being censured by the State. It was pretty rough for philosophers back then I guess, they really couldn't catch a break.