On second thought there is no philosophy in war.

Come to think of it Kierkegaard should narrate most things, it would really spice things up.

Seriously though more people need to be trying to rob billions of dollars at once in daring heists. Rob the bank. Rob the Fed. Rob the US Treasury. Come on, live a little.

Generally speaking philosophy is actually a super good for picking up women if what you want to do with them is dicuss philosophy.

Mostly though what I'd say I've accomplished was nothing, but I guess that just how things go when you are an existentialist.

Thanks to everyone for reading the comic for 10 years, and especially to the Patreon supporters because without their support I probably would have quit a while ago. In fact, I always wanted to save the terrible Kant/Can't pun for the very last comic, and today probably would have been a good day to quit, but those dastardly patreon supports just insist on keeping philosophy comedy alive.

Do I want to eat an entire cake by myself? No.

Will I do it to spite Rousseau? Abosolutely.