Property is theft you say? How dare you, I worked hard writing up these contracts that say I own the entire world and everyone else has to pay me rent.

The foxhole reveals who you truly are, and some people just are that big of nerds it turns out.

To be fair to Aristotle, he was only able to expose himself to the ideas of four to five idiots a day. Today, with the power of social media, we can read the opinions of thousands of idiots before breakfast.

I bet all the smart people were like "dude, do NOT ride that horse!", demonstrating how intelligence can impede the progress of the human race, if what we need to progress is something really stupid.