"Oh, but also, the Star Wars Prequels were good in the real world. Like, even better than the originals. I made up Jar Jar Binks out of boredom, sorry about that."

I've now done Existential Vampires and Existential Werewolves, so obviously Existential Twilight is next.

Join us next week, where contestants will be commanded by God to kill their children, and they will have to grapple with the doubt that it isn't God at all, because there is a chance it might just be our producers trying to stir up drama for ratings.

The wisdom nerds got back at them eventually by throwing into the doubt the clear demarcation between science and non-science.

"Wait, I see what you are doing. You are trying to seem cool and aloof, because you know women like that."
"No, Hume, once you realize the flesh decays and rots away, and physical beauty passes, you will realize that pursuing it cannot bring you lasting pleasure."
"Lasting? I'm only looking for about five minutes!"