After all, you wouldn't want young impressionable boys to get exposed to Hegel's ideas about women.

What? You never read Karl Marx's famous work: Communism is When You Steal Back Office Supplies From the Bourgeoisie

How do I know that life sucks? Well, I'm still having this conversation for one.

Al-Ma'arri was an Arab philosopher who lived in the 11th century. He went blind at a young age due to smallpox, and was mostly known for his anti-religious views, rationalism, and pessimism, as well as writing poetry. He criticized all the major religions for not supporting themselves with evidence, and for adhering to dogmatism. He thought we could only come to conclusions from reason, and that no authority, tradition, or superstition could overrule reason. He believed that there was no afterlife, and that life itself wasn't really worth living, so he was an early antinatalist, thinking that we should not have children. He also supported a kind of secular ethics, being a vegan and pacifist.

Man is the animal that watches stupid TV shows.

If you think poor people are poor because they were too stupid to invest is property...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think that without entrepreneurs no one would bother to do any work...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think "freedom" means having more power to boss around your employees...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you the person who should get credit for a new technology is the guy who hired people to make it...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think the people on welfare are the ones sponging off society...you might be bourgeoisie.
If you think the "homeless problem" is that if there are too many of them around it lowers property values...you might be bourgeoisie.
If someone asks you what you do for a living, and you describe your investment portfolio...you might be bourgeoisie.