>Trump: "I'm signing a new executive order to rename the channel's chat to the Gulf of Scoot
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Why is it that every Telegram channel is run by filthy, nefarious, scheming liars?
"The Daily Poor" is run by a Jewish multimillionaire.
The Daily Pour doesn't actually consume alcohol every day.
✨Spicy Steamed Memeballs✨ claims that they don't message their subscribers, and yet constantly sends me great crypto opportunities.
Donkey's Comfy Foodposting claims to be a page run by a donkey, yet some of their photos contain human hands!
Bombadil's Athenæum appears at first to be an institute for the study of literature and science run by a fellow named Bambadil, and yet I've yet to see a single discussion of a piece of literature or a scientific paper take place there.
Alt Skull's Charnel House markets itself as an alternative to the works of Skull, and yet, if you pay close attention, the posts are all either written or curated by Skull.
Voter Apathy Party might sound like a channel that's apathetic towards political matters, but they are actually known to manually force their subscribers to go out and vote using a whip and chains.
MurderTheMedia has actually never killed a journalist; they haven't even caused such a death by manslaughter or gross negligence, let alone murder.
Punished Clossington has never been banned from Telegram.
I'm starting to think that the only honest channel on this entire platform is God's Strongest dvmpster Divers 2: Electric Boogaloo. They are truly the only channel where you can read the noscript without being deceived.
"The Daily Poor" is run by a Jewish multimillionaire.
The Daily Pour doesn't actually consume alcohol every day.
✨Spicy Steamed Memeballs✨ claims that they don't message their subscribers, and yet constantly sends me great crypto opportunities.
Donkey's Comfy Foodposting claims to be a page run by a donkey, yet some of their photos contain human hands!
Bombadil's Athenæum appears at first to be an institute for the study of literature and science run by a fellow named Bambadil, and yet I've yet to see a single discussion of a piece of literature or a scientific paper take place there.
Alt Skull's Charnel House markets itself as an alternative to the works of Skull, and yet, if you pay close attention, the posts are all either written or curated by Skull.
Voter Apathy Party might sound like a channel that's apathetic towards political matters, but they are actually known to manually force their subscribers to go out and vote using a whip and chains.
MurderTheMedia has actually never killed a journalist; they haven't even caused such a death by manslaughter or gross negligence, let alone murder.
Punished Clossington has never been banned from Telegram.
I'm starting to think that the only honest channel on this entire platform is God's Strongest dvmpster Divers 2: Electric Boogaloo. They are truly the only channel where you can read the noscript without being deceived.
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We also throw in some amazing drinks to boot including a shot or two of pálinka!
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Jackson Reffitt, who ratted out his own father Guy Reffitt to the FBI for his role in the January 6th protests, now says he is “terrified” and has bought himself a gun after Donald Trump issued a blanket pardon to all those involved.
https://x.com/ben_kew/status/1881551634121318482
https://x.com/ben_kew/status/1881551634121318482
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Guess where I was this week?
The socialists didn’t appreciate us doing some equal redistribution of their signage into the trash a few of days ago.
A fat commie bitch that clearly ate more than her equal portion of food in her life, took it out of the trash, flipped us off and yelled “fuck you assholes”🤣
I didn’t get a video of her. So I recreated the scene.
The socialists didn’t appreciate us doing some equal redistribution of their signage into the trash a few of days ago.
A fat commie bitch that clearly ate more than her equal portion of food in her life, took it out of the trash, flipped us off and yelled “fuck you assholes”🤣
I didn’t get a video of her. So I recreated the scene.
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