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BASIC PUSSY EATING TIPS

Take her legs up and place it on your shoulder😋, this will expose her pussy more and give you more surface area to work with.

Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her pussy upwards👅🍑. — This is you SPREADING HER LEGS WIDE APART

The whole pussy might be dry because she's not fully arouse or wet. I want you to take some amount of saliva from your mouth and massage her pussy with it gently. Or use a sex lube — This is you GETTING HER PUSSY WET🤤

So now I want you to lick it, suck it and nibble on it GENTLY👅💦! , keep spreading her pussy so that you can view her clitoris a lot better and give it all your attention, and the hornier she get, the more it will get hard and protrude🍆💪.— This is you FOCUSING ON HER CLITORIS

• Now Kiss her on her inner tights.. Kiss that inner tight again 💋 young man...
• Now take a pause and lick her on her clit and blow on it gently..
• Boy make sure you talk dirty to her, play with her boobs cause brezz is life😍..
• Grip her ass in your hands basically, do whatever you can to get her pussy aroused and watery🍑💦💦. — All this few step is you TEASING HER

"A lot of women haven't cum before or have their pussy licked + female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to over think which can result in her not cumming"... So tell her she taste 😋 good and how much you want to make her cum to put her mind and soul at ease. — This is you MAKING HER COMFORTABLE

"It sometimes take a while for women to get in to zone because cumming requires them to be there mentally"...
• So think about making her cum not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever!!🥂 — This is just you BEING PATIENT

THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEING WAITING FOR!!

while you are giving her clitoris the love it deserves.

I want you to turn her down and position her in a doggy style platform (you know what I mean baby😌)..

Now insert your finger in her pussy in a downward direction, so it touches her Gspot. Oh boyy😋
• Bring your mouth closer while your fingers are still in working magic her pussy, I want you to eat 😋🍑👅 that pussy like your whole existence depends on it.. until;
• she screams for joy🤩
• she shake for mercy😵
• her whole body vibrates😧
• her whole body, soul and mind is ready to fuck you to heaven😍🍑😋— Now this is you EATING HER PUSSY LIKE A TRUE CHAMPION

AND THIS IS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN ON BED AS A QUEEN

Extra tip: • Ensure to massage her pelvis area while eating her pussy — this is said to cause more relaxation and stimulate the climax process.

• Roll you palm over her thighs as well for extra sensitivity🤤 — she'll definitely cherish you in her life.

I want you to try this basic pussy eating stunt on your wife or girl today, let's see if it work.

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I joined the neighborhood watch program last night...

There’s 7 of us, so I get to wear it 1 day a week.

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English is to become the official European language.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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