Gonna try to get a ForkFaced vid out for you guys today or tomorrow, apologies for the delay.

Matt Gaetz, Stephen Bannon, and Tim Pool - Something Is Gonna Happen

"He's fighting for free speech"

Truthers, save your breath. You can just play this song for all your friends and family who are still asleep.

(It'll be a real hit around the thanksgiving / christmas dinner table.)

(Going to try to get another video out to you guys soon) Just a quick heads up, on instagram (and I assume other platforms, inevitably if this pattern continues) a couple of my posts are starting to go viral.

Firstly, I'd like to thank everyone for sharing things around, but I also wanted to mention that since this has been happening, there has been a small percentage of fed posting and other stupid shit.

I'll do my best to keep things tidy and you can do what you want but this is just a heads up that it is best not to engage with it or the trolls come in trying to start arguments. It might get to the point where I can't get to it all, I know I make fun of some people that aren't very well liked, and I post some more serious stuff from time to time, but I'd like to keep the spirit of ForkFaced mostly light and comedic.

Just a friendly reminder to not let the feds or ai bots (or just plain retards) drag you into their underworld.

Hope you're all having a good one.

Guys, this person that gave me 1 dollar (back when I was funny in February, apparently) just had to let me know that he unsubscribed because of this video. I'm really going to make sure I don't criticize a bunch of faggots ever again.

Eric Adams - Diversity in Action

If there isn't one already there really should be a dating app in India called..

"Connect the dots"

Just saying

T.me/DerekRants

If anyone brings up Trump being arrested, just tell them to "trust the plan" I've been hearing that shit for years, I think it's time I start using it.

Bonus points:

If they're a Qtard and you've had the Trump convo many times with them supporting and you rejecting, say a phrase they're familiar with and probably have used before on you like

"The plan operates on the patriots timeline, not yours."

or

"It's 5D chess, Trump has them right where he wants them."

Or emphasize you only really started to trust the plan once you saw him in jail then you "knew the plan was real" I assume you'll hear steam coming out of their ears like a kettle if you do it correctly.

Jim Carrey - Getting Ahead

I know I mentioned the retarded commentators with the recent pop in certain videos but most of you are awesome like this guy, you just add to the comedy, which are my favorite kind of comments, and that's the spirit I want to preserve as ForkFaced grows.

Gonna try to get a vid out tonight or tomorrow.

Led zeppelin, the “moon landing,” and the birth control pill destroyed the boomers minds. Fortunately all the gen X and millennial parents I know are getting back to actually caring about their families. The boomers only know how to brag, condemn, and indulge. It’s crazy.

Donald Trump - The Storm Is Coming

Voice & Bit: https://news.1rj.ru/str/OwenBenjaminComedy

Video/Lip Editing: https://news.1rj.ru/str/forkfaced

It’s weird, 1/3rd of the country can see how insane trump is but not biden, 1/3rd can see how insane biden is but not trump, 1/3rd of us can see that they’re both awful and we’ve gotten really into gardening.
Dementia or snake oil? How about neither?

What a couple of retarded niggers