Hey guys, anyone remember when I told you Elon isn't your friend? like a hundred times?

Facts - Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro)

This is a parody by the way (I'm not actually promoting Shapiro or MacDonald) I just named it the same so people might click on it that would listen to the original.

I love it when pundits that 10+ years ago knew about central banking and millions of other examples that completely invalidate the political system start talking about the influence of Taylor Swift and that politicians are bringing in immigrants for voting. Lets me know they're on my side and I'm really moving up in my own understanding of reality and not just circling the drain repeating shit like a parrot.

When the entire world can be put in a mask in 2 weeks regardless of country with almost universal compliance, the entire worlds economy can essentially be shut down for 3 years and things just keep trucking along like nothing happened aside from some inflation that is all probably run by a super computer and doesn't matter anyways, when the entertainment industry can just make tv show and movie after movie that never has any profit and no one likes it repeatedly, but somehow they're always still in business, when they basically showed people a president could hypothetically jerk off during the entire presidential campaign and still get "voted in" as if they aren't picked out 50 or more years in advance in the land of the free (I'm sure it's just that way in the US and not anywhere else) I'm glad people in the "alternative" media can always give me a safe and pedestrian explanation that makes me feel safe "oh golly gee whiz guys, it's those darn democrats again, we'll get em next time!"

If all else fails I can always blame that guy who dresses up in a Mortal Kombat outfit, I'm sure that's not intentional and all these document leaks are just an accident and not to hide that something else might be going on that is beyond conventional explanation.

Just like Albert Pike wrote about ww1, 2 and 3, I'm sure this isn't a noscript. Make sure you get real mad and go die in some wars and it'll make sense at the time, just like the other ones did, until in retrospect you go "uh oh, wait...maybe the people that lied and played both sides for...every war in existence did it again!" Oh well, I guess you're a murderer and scarred for life or dead now.

If you saw this in a movie or a game you'd say to yourself "what the fuck? this isn't even believable, it's bad writing" but for some reason when most people see it in this reality no one even bats an eye, or if they do there is always an excuse to explain it all away.

According to Youtube I'm bullying the world economic forum. Not sure how that works, but okay.

Tucker Carlson & Vladimir Putin - Putin Up a Front

Tucker "Patriots" in my comments section telling me "he just stopped world war 3"

I take back what I said about Tucker "patriots" when their response to me telling them that Tuckers dad worked in the cia which he admitted to and then also admitted to applying to the cia himself, their response is...to say I work for the cia. Brilliant. Just brilliant. These are the type of people I know are just waiting in the wings to contribute something meaningful.

My top negative comment that I get once in a blue moon is always "I thought you were funny until you made fun of something I liked, now you are not funny" almost verbatim, every single time.

These people always have to make a scene they can't just move on. If you have been here for any length of time I obviously don't care if you disagree. I couldn't make the content I do if I did, but some people feel like they're ennoscriptd to shit talk me or the audience into not having a laugh at the expense of this realm, nah. Get the fuck out. Go listen to people that tell you to vote harder or people that have told you the economy is going to collapse every day for 20 years and never apologize for being wrong and act like this time it is going to for sure or whatever other fear event. I think that's more your speed.

Come back when you realize I am not just saying what I am out of being naive. It's a pattern you'll notice if you step back and look at these things long enough, just like the other lower level conspiracies you have noticed like democrats don't tell the truth. You sticking up for multi millionaires or billionaires isn't the "gotcha" moment you think it is.

ForkFaced Complaints Department - Act 2

Tucker Carlson - Apparently Timing Is Irrelevant

Charls Carrol - Public Figures

"I just don't believe they do, and you know what? That puts a smile on my face, so there is nothing anyone can do to get me not to believe it."

Tedros Ghebreyesus - Dipshitease X

Adam Sandler & Nikki Haley - Little Nikki

Joe Rogan & Katt Williams - Performance Art

Andrew Tate, Elon Musk, Ryan Garcia, Sean Strickland - No Homos Barred

If this is what the "great awakening" looks like, I'd rather everyone stay asleep.

Dwayne Johnson - Rock Bottom