Ever notice how ferrets have 3 distinct bend zones but the belly just vibes and goes with the flow

Little dumbass got into my open bag of friendship bracelets I brought to a convention and I found him running around like this trying to figure out how to get it off. XD

This is confirmation that ferrets are, indeed, friend shaped

The heavy mlemtillery

Such a polite little ferret

Predator with his prey

Feerce twix

Look at him go! Where is he going? No one knows!

He also doesn't know!

But he's going!

The scrumfantry is here

When you deny a ferret their weekly egg