Dear audience: I require your assistance. I need as many candid photos of ferrets shrimping. The higher the resolution the better

This is shrimping

Damn. Popeyes stepping their game up with these new shrimp

This project took so SO much less time than the last one

.....Is this why you needed the shrimp?

Absolutely!

Sopping

Yeah. Wish I could have as little intelligence as a ferret sometimes

When the edible finally hits after calling it shit

Special thanks to a pepsi-themed woozl for this edit