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Tonite at 5 CST Robocop 2 https://cytu.be/r/gremblin - Look.Police are not our friends.They don't have a fucking clue.They're just like me and you eating a delicious pringle chip.We don't ask for much,we merely demand the end to police violence.Stop beating me for eating pringles - that's not the point homeboy! I just want to cronch my spicy jalapino (or pizza) flavored chip.You whip out the nightstick like it's an imperative,you taze me,you rape me in prison.But you know the really fucked up thing?You will never break me.I am Pringles.Full and raw,you will never touch me.For as long as I am alive the salty truth runs through me.Enjoy the delicious sting of my flavor,my salty curves will never yield.I am an island unto you - and you must assault me with your inferior flavor.I am the Pringles chip,I am the crack between your teeth that forces your detritus,I am the thing that sticks in the back of your throat.With every single sliver of me I will resist you.I am a Pringles Nationalist and I will thrive
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Carlos pollán Fernández, candidato de VOX para León.
Ahora también tiene su Ranita.
Carlos es un gran amigo de todas las ranas y merece tener la suya.
Gracias Carlos por luchar por nosotros, tienes todo nuestro apoyo

#soloquedavox
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Forwarded from HellsingAnglo
People “tortured” by honking are pathetic. I know dudes who slept through mortars and gun shots.
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Forwarded from ABCtoday
Me la pidió un amigo que trabaja en logística y lleva este uniforme.
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Forwarded from ApuCanDance
Nothing bad was ever brought by importing foreign cultures into your own.Are we not all foreigners in the eyes of God?Only bigots call mass-migration an invasion,homie!You see,much like the mighty Pringles chip as you stack them one on top of the other they gradually become harder to fit in your mouth,the cronchiness intensifies to a cacophany of crime statitistics that can only serve to liberate you,the flavors blend together into a mass of overwhelming dookie dust that sticks to the teeth of society,and it destroys you mentally with it's intense menagerie of meaning and cultural enrichment driving you to crave suicide out of sheer joy for the unwashed masses!"We are Pringles!".At the end of the day you know what side you are on,homeboy.It's the Sour Cream that activates your bean,the Cheddar Cheese that can only please,that Original flavor of violent Marxist ideology larping as a Nationalism that can't be beat.So tell your fed that you're ready to MAN UP and move aside because Abuela is here to replace you!
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5 pm CST on http://cytu.be/r/gremblin - TETSUO 1989 and THE WARRIORS 1979 - You just want to live free like a monkey,swingin' around not a care in the world eating Pringles,livin' life like a boss.Sometimes you might even want to cut your dick off surgically and make a permanent wound in your torso for holding your pringles cans and spare hairballs more conveniently because they won't fit in your tote bag.If you are a lady,you might even think of grafting your skin around a pringles can and attaching it to your groin to show off the biggest boner imaginable.This is the way of the jungle:The Way of the Pringle.Let me ask you one question:Are you sure you can resist the delicious chip with a crunch stronger than your burning urge to mutilate your body from mental illness and trans-national satanists?Because if so,I'd like to introduce you to the brand new Pringles®Scorchin'Chili & Lime Crisps,Pringles®Scorchin’BBQ Crisps,and Pringles®Scorchin’Cheddar Crisps!👏🏿THESE👏🏿CHIPS👏🏿CRUNCH👏🏿BACK👏🏿SISTER
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Tienes un canal de telegram?
Ponlo aquí para que te podamos seguir.

Do you have a telegram channel?
Put it here so that we can follow you.
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"Mutual Assured Destruction".This is the reason behind the Russian invasion of Ukraine.And frankly,I ask myself what do you remember from school.It was in the eighth grade history and geography book.Russia did not invade Ukraine on a whim.The Russians could not do otherwise.The explanation is trivial.MAD must be guaranteed.In the context of balance between nuclear powers,the guarantee that no one will ever use these weapons is based on game theory:all players would lose.And all the players know they would lose and they know that others know they would lose.Therefore,no player should use nuclear weapons.And no one will ever use them.If for some reason the conditions were created whereby one of the players could not lose a nuclear fight,the balance would be shattered.And that would lead players to use weapons.If they don't explain it to you at school,I'll try with an analogy.Imagine you are facing a dangerous criminal with a gun.A rational criminal.
You too have a gun and are rational.You both keep your hand on your guns,loaded and ready.You are both excellent shooters.As long as this scenario is maintained,you know that the criminal will never try to shoot you,because he is not stupid.The criminal knows the same about you.Now,what if you in front of the criminal pull out your phone and order a police bulletproof shield on Amazon?The criminal will know that as soon as that shield arrives,you will then no longer have any reason not to think about shooting him.With the shield you could shoot him without risking being hit by the criminal when he returns fire.So the criminal will let you make the call and maybe he'll stand still staring at you until the delivery boy arrives with your package.At that point,since he cannot shoot you,he will try to send the delivery boy away so that he does not deliver the package.The delivery boy in this scenario is Ukraine.The actor who ordered the shield is NATO.
The declared possibility of Ukraine to join NATO and then have missiles installed at home-since Ukraine is 2 minutes from Moscow-would break the nuclear equilibrium between Russia and NATO.They have been looking into each other's eyes for 8 years,since 2014.The delivery boy was about to arrive and deliver the package.Russia had no other choice.Putin is telling the truth about this.It is not an opinion.It's game theory.NATO knows this very well.Again,it's eighth grade program.Do you remember it?Whoever gets in the way is the dumb delivery boy (Ukraine),who is ultimately the only one to take a bullet.But the one who made him take the bullet is you who placed the order on Amazon to try and fuck the criminal.
Forwarded from ABCtoday
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