Functionland Announcements – Telegram
Not all demand is created equal.

In Web3, real traction comes from users who don’t just take freebies—they pay because they see value.

Functionland isn’t chasing hype. We’re building what people actually want—and they’re proving it with their wallets.

Proof of Demand > Proof of Hype
#Functionland #DePIN #CryptoInfra #RevenueBeforeLaunch #BlockchainBusiness #Web3Builders 🧩
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💥 Real-time data meets real rewards — with Functionland x Streamr 🚀
🎙 Featuring Nico Burkart, Streamr Network

Our partnership with Streamr has been a game-changer for Functionland node operators.

As Nico shares, not only can you run a decentralized storage node — now you can also power real-time data transmission through the Streamr Network, right from your Functionland Node. 🌐

🧩 Double the utility
🧩 Earn more rewards
🧩 Faster return on investment

Streamr handles real-time, decentralized data flow without centralized servers like AWS — and thanks to our seamless integration, setting up a Streamr node is just a few clicks away.

Kudos to Nico and the Streamr team. Let’s keep building the future of decentralised infrastructure — together.

#Functionland #Streamr #NicoBurkart #DecentralizedData #RealTimeData #NodeOperator #FULA #P2PNetwork #Web3 #DePIN #DataTransmission #EarnCrypto #NodeUtility #TokenRewards
🚨 When AWS goes down, the whole crypto world feels it.
On April 15th, Binance and KuCoin were forced to pause operations — all because of a centralized cloud failure.

It’s 2025. Isn’t it time we stopped depending on single points of failure?

At Functionland, we’re building a decentralized cloud alternative where:

Your data lives with you
There’s no subnoscription trap
The network is powered by YOU — not Big Tech

Because true Web3 needs infrastructure that can’t be turned off.

🧩 Decentralization isn’t just a buzzword — it’s a necessity.
🧩 Be part of the solution.
🧩 Build the internet we deserve.

#Functionland #FulaNetwork #FxBlox #Web3Infra #AWSOutage #Binance #KuCoin #CryptoSecurity #OwnYourData #StopRentingWeb #DecentralizedCloud #BlockchainInfra #NoMoreSinglePointOfFailure #Web3Resilience #AWS #EndTheRentalWeb
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🌍 From Toronto to the world — Functionland is making waves in Web3 infrastructure.
🎙 Featuring Justin Rosenberg, CEO of Hivello

"Functionland forces us all to be contributors and users." 🔥

In this shoutout, Justin reflects on our journey — from early chats at Blockchain Futurist Toronto to hitting major milestones like our listing on MEXC 📈

🧩 Despite the hardware challenges post-COVID, we stayed bold.
🧩 We build with the community — not just for it.
🧩 And now, with partners like Hivello, we’re expanding Functionland’s reach to users across the globe — even those who don’t have hardware, but still want to earn.

Together, we’re not just redefining decentralized storage — we’re building the next wave of accessible, inclusive DePIN infrastructure.

Thank you, Justin and Hivello, for believing in the mission. We’re just getting started.

#Functionland #Hivello #JustinRosenberg #DePIN #Web3Infrastructure #FULA #DecentralizedStorage
At Functionland, users choose us because we deliver real utility—decentralized storage, AI compute, and ownership that matters. No gimmicks. No inflation. Just real value driving real demand.

🧩 #Functionland #Web3WithoutHype #RealAdoption #ProofOfDemand #DecentralizedFuture
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Imagine playing Monopoly but never owning any property—
You just collect your $200, pay rent to Big Tech every turn, and hope they don’t raise prices again.

That’s Web2.
You’re not a player—you’re the product.

With Functionland and $FULA, you finally own the board:
Decentralized storage, compute, and AI powered by you—not rented from tech giants.

Stop playing their game. Start building your own.

#Functionland #FULA #BreakTheMonopoly #OwnYourCloud #Web3Power 🧩
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💰 Proof of Demand in Action 🚀
“We know a product is working when people are willing to pay to use it.”

🎙️ Hear it straight from Amaury Dalleur, Incubation Lead at SingularityDAO, on why Functionland is one of the few Web3 projects generating real revenue before launch.
With paying customers, growing traction, and rock-solid tech — this isn’t just hype. It’s proof. 🔥

Functionland isn’t waiting for the future.
It’s building it — and monetising it — now. ⚙️📈

🧩 #Functionland #Web3 #DeepTech #RevenueBeforeLaunch #ProofOfDemand #SingularityDAO #BlockchainInfra #RealUtility #DePIN #AIInfrastructure #CryptoInvesting #CryptoUtility #TokenisedInfra #FULA #DecentralisedFuture #AmauryDalleur #TechThatWorks #BuildInPublic
From server farms to big tech clouds—and now to Functionland.

We’re not just talking about the future of cloud… we built it.

Welcome to Cloud 3.0: decentralized, private, and powered by you.

#Functionland #DecentralizedCloud #Cloud30 #FULA #Web3Infrastructure 🧩
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🎙️ “We believe DePIN is the next generation of consumer applications.” – Alexandre Patry, Co-founder of Gais Associates
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From supporting Functionland with staking solutions to highlighting how DePIN automates value creation on the blockchain, Alexandre shares why this project is already delivering impact—before launch.

🔁 Automated rewards
🔗 Real value creation
🛠️ DAO VC support
🌐 The future of decentralised consumer apps is here.

#Functionland #DePIN #Fula #DecentralisedApps #StakingSolutions #BlockchainInnovation #Web3 #DAO #GaisAssociates #CryptoEcosystem #DataOwnership #OpenSource #TechForGood #AlexandrePatry #Web3Projects #FunctionlandCommunity
Here, everyone contributes — and everyone benefits.

By powering the network with your Box, you earn rewards.
By using the network, you enjoy privacy, ownership, and freedom.
Builders, users, and supporters — all play a part, and all get value.

We’re building what we believe in — and using it ourselves. 😎
This is what real decentralised ownership looks like.

The journey’s just beginning. The impact will be massive. 💥

🧩 #Functionland #TrueDecentralisation #DePINCommunity #FunctionlandBox #MEXCLaunch #OwnYourInfra
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You’re not imagining it—your cloud bill keeps growing.

Traditional storage? Pricey.
Functionland? Predictable, private, and cost-efficient.

Stop renting space from big tech.
🧩Own your cloud with $FULA.

#Functionland #CloudCosts #DecentralizedStorage #FULA #Web3
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Hardware is hard. But we did it anyway.

Coming out of COVID, building hardware wasn’t the easy choice — it was the right one.

Functionland is proud to have reached this milestone:
Building resilient open-source infrastructure
Growing a global DePIN contributor base
Now listed on MEXC

This is what it looks like when you believe in the power of decentralisation — and build the tools to back it up.

This is how you change the Web. 🌐

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#Functionland #DePINBuilders #OpenHardware #FULA #Web3Infra #FunctionlandMilestones #MEXC #Web3Hardware #OpenSourceInnovation #PostCOVIDInnovation #BuildTheFuture #TokenEconomy #DecentralisedTech #PrivacyByDesign #Web3Community #NextGenInternet
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🧠 When you realize you've been using centralized storage all this time:
"That moment of clarity hits harder than Monday mornings." 😮‍💨

It’s time to wake up and take control.
Your data deserves better—safer, private, decentralized.

💡 Say goodbye to Big Tech surveillance.
Say hello to owning your own cloud with Functionland.

🧩 Decentralized. Private. Yours.
#Functionland #Web3 #DecentralizedStorage #OwnYourData #BlockchainLife #DataPrivacy #Fula #CloudReimagined #ByeBigTech #Web3Community #DigitalFreedom #PrivacyMatters #CryptoStorage #MondayMood #WakeUpCall
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Functionland's Co-Founder, Ehsan Shariati, will be speaking at Consensus 2025 — the world's most influential event for Web3 and digital assets! 🚀

📍 Toronto
📅 May 14–16

Join us as we shape the future of decentralisation, open-source tech, and digital ownership! 🌍

#Consensus2025 #Web3 #DigitalAssets #Functionland #FXBlox #Blockchain #Decentralization #OwnershipRevolution #CryptoCommunity #Innovation #FutureOfWeb3 #TorontoEvents #Web3Events #OpenSource #TechForGood 🧩
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FxBlox, I choose you!🧩

With unstoppable storage moves and
$FULA-powered upgrades, this legendary card is ready to battle centralized clouds.

Catch it while you can!
#Functionland #FxBlox #GottaOwnEmAll #Web3Pokémon #DecentralizedChampions
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