tfw no monke best friend

Monke saves lives.

Monke doesn't let you be depressed.
Monke encourages you to work out so you keep up.
Monke always has family, so he inspires you to have one as well.
Monke insists on a return to the natural world (only Monkepill will defeat Industrial Civilisation).
Monke eats healthy, so must you if you want to become Monke.

All greatness came from Monke. As soon as we moved away from Monke, we started suffering.

Monke saves lives.

Monki spirituality