If a tiny wittle stray cat meowed atwixt your threshold in a driving rainstorm, rain-streaked and the worse for wear, would you take it in and nurse it back to health?
Anonymous Poll
80%
Yes, they can stay for an infinite period until restaurated to full HP
8%
No, I would keep my home shut with the coldest heart and deny him even the meanest of hospitality
12%
Hark, for only an angelic spirit could decide for me
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If you were a were-creature, would you rather...
Anonymous Poll
27%
Be a human 29/30 days and transformed for one 24 hour period a month
17%
Be a creature 29/30 days and transformed to a human for one 24 hour period a month
55%
Choose when to transform at will but it hurts like all hell (root canal level)
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Would you accept becoming your species if you could no longer speak?
Anonymous Poll
43%
If i still have thumbs yeah I'll be chill
26%
Yes I would love having paws
32%
No:(
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Which category of criminal offenses should be made entirely legal?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Trespassing
8%
Vandalism
8%
Libel / Slander
13%
Disturbing the Peace
8%
All Traffic Offenses
3%
Burglary
2%
Subornation of Perjury
43%
I think the law is great as it is rn
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Do you have a 401(k)?
Anonymous Poll
37%
Yes
12%
No, because I have an alternate retirement plan
31%
No, I don't have a retirement plan
21%
No, I'm not America
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Consumer Opinion Poll: Do you plan on buying the Nintendo Switch 2?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Yes
11%
I Would... *Mr Turner Voice* if I had any MONEY!! / tariffs prevent me from this
12%
No, because it's not worth the cost
36%
No, because I'm not interested
4%
No, because it looks like shite
4%
No for another reason
21%
Maybe in 3 years, on Sale?
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Disregarding monetary requirements, would you take a tourist flight to Space tomorrow? 🚀
Anonymous Poll
34%
Yes, just like Katheryn Hudson
66%
No, I don't wanna ride Bezos' Bungling Baiting Plastic Bullet
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Will anyone miss you when you’re gone?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Of course they will
27%
I’m sure they will
18%
I’m not so sure they will
11%
They won’t
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Have you knowingly / willfully / intentionally used a Large Language Model - based Artificial Intelligence product within the last week? (i.e. ChatGPT, Gemini, pAIntbrush, etc)
Anonymous Poll
45%
Yes
47%
No
8%
Yes I have but not willingly (such as websites whose interface is AI-based)
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Would you be a good Pope candidate?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Yes I've got all of Leviticus down pat
17%
Maybe if I had a Rocky style montage to prepare me
49%
No, I wouldn't
23%
I'm too afraid of being taken down by JD "Couchums" Vance
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Oops, All Curses! Choose your preferred darkest timeline.
Anonymous Poll
20%
Donald Trump's second non consecutive term in office.
25%
George W Bush's non consecutive third term in office.
14%
Resurrected from the dead Ronald Reagan's non consecutive third term in office
41%
A reality in which Sarah Palin is serving her first term in office.
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Do you have IPv6 Internet access?
( https://ipv6test.google.com/ ) .. each connections different so try both wifi and mobile data.
( https://ipv6test.google.com/ ) .. each connections different so try both wifi and mobile data.
Anonymous Poll
43%
Yes
11%
On some connections
8%
No my 'quipments still in the eBay era
24%
What the f... Why does this matter? 😂
5%
Because in ipv6 your address can end with ":beef:cafe:b00b:f00f::3
9%
I don't use IP technology 🏃♂️ 🌼
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How do you feel about the Vivziepop Homestuck Animation?
Anonymous Poll
4%
OUR SALVATION HAS COMETH^^
10%
Oh god oh fuck oh man oh god oh man it's 2011 all over again Sharpie Incident II
43%
She ... they... what?
15%
Bad vibes
28%
Wait, is this also an Amazon thing? Is Bezos buying Homestuck?
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As a kid, do you recall having full-on conversations with other kids long before the age that you, as an adult, think is the earliest age you can/could effectively communicate with?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Yes
7%
Yes, and Angelica could talk to both audiences.
5%
Yes, but that's because we were smarter earlier back then.
19%
No
22%
I can't remember back that far
25%
I remember talking to your mom
Someone sees you at the beach in fursuit ...
Anonymous Poll
2%
I always suit on the beach. So should you
10%
I enjoy the beach and sometimes i suit for the fun
10%
I was taking photos for a shoot and then immediately left.
10%
I was taking photos while actually enjoying the beach
41%
Nope, don't have a suit
16%
Nope, don't go the beach
12%
None of the above
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You know when the world ends, everyone does. Which would make for a better movie?
Anonymous Poll
33%
Everyone has know for the past 24 years
16%
Everyone has known for the past 24 months
16%
Everyone has known for the past 24 weeks
21%
Everyone has known for the past 24 hours
14%
Everyone has known for the past 24 minutes
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