Vaxxies can eat my shit, respectfully.

"No bro i swear its just a kids movie bro just bring your kids to watch this movie bro please its just a tiny gay kiss bro please your kids wont even notice i swear bro please it just a lesbo kiss bro its not like we're grooming anyone bro we're just making kids movies bro i swear please bro just bring your kids to watch this movie i swear theyll love it bro just one time its fine bro i swear"

Hope everyone got their vaccine for climate change

Also mfw gravitytards tell me gravity is stronger at the equator and tapers off towards the poles thats why there is no discernable difference between standing at the poles moving 0m/s and standing on the equator hurling around the earth 1,600m/s. Thanks invisible force (that isnt God)!!!

Daily reminder I pray God spoils the work of the breakaway civilization and when they escape underground their security mercs rape them and their families to death. Amen.

I predicted this will slowly start happening and I want it down in writing here. As people get more mysterious symptoms the narrative will NOT be fuck the vaccine injured ignore them as so many of my contemporary thinkers theorize. Instead the more horribly mutated and disfigured you are from the full spectrum bio-chemical warfare the more you will be praised and even given positions of power for mutation is a sign of favour from the Chaos gods. In other words if you dont have facial paralysis are you even cool and hip like all the celebs.

Me whenever a globetard enters my channel

New NASA pictures just dropped

Mood. In a related note theres no show at tail of the junction. Theyre poorly managed and keep double booking so I wont be running one there anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience and stay tuned for more live comedy dates.

You mean our greatest ally is also in charge of space. Woah aren't we lucky.

"lol a couple more boosters should clear that right up"
-idk probably a scientist

This is now the bar to beat for pro-abortie freak outs.

To all my followers now is the time to impregnate as many women as you're capable of. They are legally not allowed to say no anymore and harems are now constitutional. Have a blessed and christpilled rest of the day friends.

No matter your politics everyone is going through it right now. 😫

Normalize great awakening memes with disturbing and evil imagery

Water evaporates taking up fish eggs and tadpoles up into clouds where they hatch swim around for a little bit before the cloud decides to rain. Clearly a classic case of somebody not trusting the science hard enough.

I need to start barking at people who disagree with me.

White Boy Summer at the Russian sleeper cell meeting. Hope everyone had a pleasant long weekend.

Someone recognized me at the beach. I don't know this man and we share no association. Aside from agreeing with certain politics and particular interpretations of specific historical events.