Saturday in Toronto I got some absolute heavy hitters you don't want to miss. Stop being terminally online come drink, smoke, and catch chlamydia.

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Im really enjoying the Pentagon calling this a chinese surveillance balloon. Why does a surveillance balloon need giant solar panels who's exposure to the sun is largely obscured by a massive balloon. Who does this trans satellite think its fooling? They will normalize satelloons and say its cheaper, more advanced, avoids space debris. But in reality theyre just tired pretending to the rest of you that satellites are real. One less headache and loose end for whatever creepy mother fuckers in charge that want to obfuscate God and creation.

Tonight in Toronto some of the funniest comedians I know tell jokes.

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Our greatest allies in space are going to get all of us waxed by the CIA for looking at footage they gave us.

Just because they get better at lying doesnt mean they arent lying.

Why wont Poland let these doctors heal their sick and these astronauts help them get to space?

Btw 60th south parallel is where youd need to be to see the antarctic midnight sun and also the line you cant cross according to antarctic treaty. The little bit of coastline youre allowed to go to on cruises isnt past the 60th parallel so therefore you cant see the midnight sun from there and hence (with easy observation of it at the north pole) you arent allowed to see the incontrovertible evidence of the ball shape of the earth barring traveling to space yourself of course. Why do they deny people access to see and forever know that we live on a globe? They should be desperately giving people tickets to see. Selling them for hundreds of thousands of US dollars a pop many flat earthers have spent more than that on instruments and equipment. They can be rolling in dough funding science out the ass with that dough while educating the entire world on the true shape of the earth. Science is the mission statement of the antarctic treaty so why dont they want more money to do science and to educate the world on science more than any museum or university possibly could at least on this subject? Ive never heard of one head of state, politician, tri lateral NGO tell the world, "actually you can book trips, we love people there, come out and see for yourself please its really easy to apply for clearance go ahead". Nope its only random globetards online with zero credentials reassuring me of this while their experts in charge are conveniently quiet.

Im not allowed to post this as a caption to the video im about to post because its too long but please feel free to share more footage of people trying to sail to antarctic and being intercepted. That shit is some of the most based shit you can do in this era. The powers that be, the breakaway civ have literally penned us in like cattle and the brave among us said fuck that lets see whats beyond the curtain. Cannot be any more based than that. If you have more footage of the specific example in the video feel free to share that too. I want all of it.

Next TYC standup comedy show in Toronto is Feb 25th. Come to one of the most hilarious, unique, and subversive experiences anywhere in Canada. Must be of drinking age, bring your own beer/bud, free shots with admission and a chance to win edibles from our sponsors. If youre a freedom loving patriot, schizoid shaman, unhinged nazi, lascivious libertine, would be domestic terrorist, or just someone that enjoys dark and dirty comedy you need to reach out because the performers at TYC are for you. With your patronage and support we can keep bringing Canada the jokes it never knew it needed.

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Been working with this absolute class act of a plumber. He does a masterwork job and he doesnt charge people nearly as much as he should. Dude is a gem and if youre in Ontario hire this guy to do your plumbing or else you're basically retarded.

Ukraine war but the good ending

This guy gets it. I wonder how many others will get it when the time comes.

At young cucks HQ we like to have fun

Next TYC Dark Comedy show in Toronto is Saturday February 25th 9PM. Come out and support the 3 Rs. R@c!sm, R@p!sm, and Ret@rd@tion.

Im going to be on this Valentine's day show in Toronto at 1425 bloor st west. I probably wont be very funny but what are you going to do:

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As everyone is shooting down balloons and HAARP lightening storms liquify the ground below us this is the current state of mainstream news.

When you try to astral project to antarctica

My gf broke up with me because I cant keep my dick in my pants. Feels bad and I tried to get therapy but theres a backlog of drug addicts and suicide cases so basically nobody cares. Anyway send memes and animal videos.

On this show in Brampton friday night. Come through if I still got shooters out in that area.