Saturday Night in Etobicoke TYC raises funds for little black baby Blossom Ruffins. Use promo code discountmaxxing for $5 off. You've been warned.

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People are questioning if the fundraiser tomorrow night is for something thats even real. Yes it is here's more info:

https://people.com/health/jazz-trumpet-kermit-ruffins-baby-blossom-shooting-girlfriend-harmonese-pleasant/

I'm definitely asking for money. Pay me to watch my ret@rded friends tell the most insane jokes not allowed at any other venue in Toronto. Even ones proclaiming to be dark and dirty would never dare book the goobers I do. I honestly wouldn't want it any other way.

Some think what I do is hard. What's hard is worrying about your jokes every set while forced to hang out and listen to some of the least funny and entertaining people in this business. Being myself is the easiest thing I can do. Hanging out with fellow ret@rds is second nature to me.

Being half Russian and half Ukrainian I can't stress enough just how accurate this is. Almost on a regular basis I have permanently online Azov types coming to my channel crying and calling me names. Why do you care what a broke Toronto comedian thinks anyway? Shouldn't you be in Ukraine fighting for your master race?

KING

https://youtu.be/egy8kpUaOIY

Next Young Cucks shows will be this Friday and Saturday 9PM May 19 & 20. Lineup details coming soon. Use promo code Discountmaxxing for $5 off.
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Only a very sick and disturbed society would ever even consider allowing such an evil creature to have any power whatsoever.

This weekend double the Young Cucks double the hate speech. Come out May 19 or 20 to listen to the deranged comedy of some of the most vilified troublemakers in the country. If you're seeing this you're probably cool so use promo code Discountmaxxing for $5 off.

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My fellow Russians and I finding out that Bakhmut has been captured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I&t=67s

Why'd they throw Kylo Ren under the bus like this? 😭

Ngl between my terrible personality, being perma broke af, and antisocial hobby/career I'd be a virgin if it weren't for being 6'5". God knew what he was doing when he made me.

Toronto Bus just now. Driver got punched in the face. Now everyone has to catch the next bus rip. Bus driver's bleeding nose in the comments below.

This Cuck Queen will be at the shows this weekend fyi.