The lovely blonde woman is right. Free my boy Ravenclaw.

Many won't understand or, worse, pretend to not understand. But what Sam Hyde does receives all of my respect and admiration. Sometimes, this is what doing comedy in Toronto is like for whimsy loving silly goobers.

I'll be honest with you guys the ticket sales tonight are abysmal. I was only trying to trick you earlier that they were sold out. Tonight is going to be rough for me if nobody comes out. Here's another comedian trying to cheer me up.

This just happened, and the news initially claimed the pregnant lady was stealing the bike. Days ago, this happened, and I still have people telling me I should wrestle every scholar acting wise and educated in public. If you think that's manly and the right thing to do some kind of citizens arrest or some shit I will pray that God gives you better priorities. You wrestle one Michael Jackson impersonator, and you'll be vilified, and their family will come with lawsuits saying they were a good boy etc etc. Then, a million more future rocket scientists are let in by your government the very next day. You are throwing your life away and the lives of others by advocating for such foolishness. If shit is getting squirrely, get out if you can or else you're basically waiving your self defense plea.

Ferryman's Toll and others have asked for proof of America First being a psyop/controlled opp. Nowadays I'd rather error in favor of that belief. However here is some suspect shit that doesn't look good.

https://twitter.com/kylenabecker/status/1657810677283561473?t=wJ39R9YZSzLO6HoEo_E8hA&s=19

I've met female Toronto comedians that think this face is a punchline. They might be confused with the word punchable.

Oh shit my friend is getting numbers on tiktok. Join the groupchat if you want to scream at him for a little before I ban you.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM28L6oWR/?t=1

It's all sus and fedposty shit from Patriot Front. I don't know what it accomplishes. Plenty of people have their theories. I just know I get tons of red flags about these guys. The feds know this shit is falling apart so be on a lookout for them trying to co-opt these kinds of groups to cover all bases and all possible eventualities. When the cops are nice to both Antifa and Patriot Front you have to start asking some questions. My concern in all of this doesn't go to the Feds operating or infiltrating Patriot Front. My concern goes to all my fellow autistic retards that might get swept up into this shitshow. While the cops might be nice to the undercover feds I doubt they will share that sort of protection with you

What do you think about what this guy has to say about the Ukraine war?

Thanks, now you've become my greatest tool for vaccine misinformation.

Actually sold tickets for tonight 🥹

Please upvote the TYC reddit threads before Ghislaine Maxwell takes them down.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontoevents/comments/13n2m2d/tyc_dark_comedy_tonight_and_every_weekend/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Etobicoke/comments/13n2kl4/tyc_dark_comedy_tonight_and_every_weekend/

I'm already being called a nazi on the reddit threads 🥰

I'm headlining Old City Hall Courthouse next week.

Sometimes I admire the parasitic controllers of this world. It's one thing to be myself having a sense of superiority with absolutely nothing to show for it. It's another to openly call everyone useless eaters and cattle then have everybody tacitly agree with you, eat up every single thing you put out, then send you over 50 million dollars a day. Very based.

Follow the new club Instagram for details on all shows that will take place at this venue. Dark dirty comedy and music. BYOB, smoke weed, and even the occasional raffle for edibles.

Because of my fundraiser baby Blossom Ruffins gofundme is almost at $44,000!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-raise-for-blossom-ruffins-medical-bills