Caught myself scrolling just now. I was on that Thor guy’s page and saw this.

He was promoting a ‘health’ clinic and upon seeing what the testing consisted of, I thought wow, genome sequencing, gut microbiome analysis, testing bone density, etc. Sounds intricate. I’d like to know more about this.

But the next image was of the people who actually work at the clinic and do the tests, and I had to hold back laughter.

Then I went back to re-read the testing agenda and realised it’s basically all pretentious gibberish.

Body & brain MRI and artery scans “with AI”? What the hell does that even mean?
Do these hobbits hit you with a metal wand plugged into a USB port, then run brainscan.exe? I hope they’ve got the anti-racist add-on to pretend everybody’s frontal lobe capacity is the same, otherwise they’ll be getting some pretty offensive results over time.

“Early cancer detection”? I suppose all of those leukaemia victims might have lived if only they just booked in for an early detection ray gun scan from this gang of gremlins.

Would anyone seriously let these charlatans tell you what your biological age is?

Honestly, be cautious because nearly everyone out there is trying to sell you garbage.