protecting my ass so no binance (that has my photo, ID and full billing information) will know who I am 😎😎😎

ok chat I think I might be cooked

where are you, doubters, now???

I have too many shitpost ideas, chat.... My sanity... It's fading....... Fast............

chat is this real

chat, what if i would shitpost just like here, but on linkedin?

not even joking. Will see what happens when I wake up

chat.....

ok chat now im shitposting for real in business hours

let’s see how quickly i get cancelled

it looks like time of the post does actually matter, a lot

WAIT CHAT, THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

> Our team believes you have strong infra experience, and your Github activity is impressive.

HOLY FUCK I HAVE ADRENALINE RUSH

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