seeing green splits is the most pressuring thing in a world

adrenaline maxxxing

4:50

yay

I have been wondering: how comes we're getting consistent timeouts when I deploy preprod...

Turns out AWS shaped our bandwidth to 60Mbps on our router.

excuse me

only at AWS you can find 1/2 instance for $25/mo

minute 15 of "unattended upgrade"

1. receive an email from CEO
2. report phishing

have you optimized your flex already, chat?

my taxi app just sent me a notification pointing out my exact location with a follow up proposal to order a taxi. Interestingly enough, in privacy settings there’s no mark that it has accessed location recently

and now it makes me question: HOW? and WTF?

my mobile network operator is blocking XMPP
LESSSSGOOOOOOO