I've been considering building something similar myself in Grafana Alloy. vector.dev provides this out of the box...

there's even an ability to unit test your configurations: https://vector.dev/docs/reference/configuration/unit-tests/

how did i get in Dubai while being in Canada

I’m sorry

my brainrot levels are at a maximum capacity

chat… I have an internal existential food crisis

the colors are making sounds

people who install ubuntu on servers

please do the world a favor

TIL you can quote the 'EOF' delimiter to treat the contents literally

casually crashing macbook