Forwarded from Written by Narges🍓 (Katy)
+Kick names and take asses
Forwarded from Written by Narges🍓 (Katy)
+How is your naked man friend?
-He is... He is not... At least he's not naked anymore
-He is... He is not... At least he's not naked anymore
Forwarded from Written by Narges🍓 (Katy)
+So you like cats?
-Sam!
-Sam!
Forwarded from Written by Narges🍓 (Katy)
+You're not a puzzle solver, you never have been. You're a drama queen!
Forwarded from Something💜
+Is this usually works for you?
-i'll tell you in the morning
-i'll tell you in the morning
Forwarded from Something💜
+we had an incinerator at home
-how'd that work?
+throw 'em in, watch 'em burn
-hmm. Feels a bit german
-how'd that work?
+throw 'em in, watch 'em burn
-hmm. Feels a bit german
Forwarded from 🪻 existing... (nova)
+ Are you sure we can't shave your head?
- Don't touch my hair.
- Don't touch my hair.
Forwarded from 🪻 existing... (nova)
+ Who... What are you?
- Let's just say I'm Frankenstein's monster.
- Let's just say I'm Frankenstein's monster.
Forwarded from 🪻 existing... (nova)
🄷ell in winter🧋
+you are the most devious bastard in New York City
+ 'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.
اگه به ازای هر باری که رومن توی کامیونی پخت و پز میکرد یه نفر روی همسترم تپ میزد، الان بیلیونری بودم تو همستر.