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Watam not for sex 💢💢😡

Sorry to inform you all, but Watame is strictly NOT intended for sexual intercourse.

In fact, in terms of the sexability of hololive production members — Watame is statistically the least compatible for sexual relations out of every member in hololive and holostars. The notion of engaging in coitus with Watame is laughable and I am utterly dumbfounded at how any of the members of this fine subreddit could disagree. The fact is: if you think Watame is for sex — you may possibly be completely clinically insane.

Allow me to explain and elaborate the reasoning behind this. Watame is by far the most wholesome virtual YouTuber licensed under hololive. Her streams are scientifically proven to induce a powerful euphoria comparable to that of drugs and other mental stimulants. The wholesomeness of Tsunomaki Watame is so powerful that sexual feelings and desires are completely drowned out during her streaming hours. While Watame is not streaming, this euphoria continuously persists for up to weeks at a time up until she streams yet again. For this reason, anyone who has said that they desire sex with Watame is lying, or otherwise severely mentally deranged or under the influence of drugs/alcohol. Additionally, Watame's euphoric effects extend to clips and videos of her, albeit less potently.

Ontop of this, Watame is simply not designed with eroticism nor sexual appeal in mind. Her outfit is not particularly revealing nor does it highlight her body voluptuously. Even her most revealing outfit is still not remarkably voluptuous in any way, shape or form Watame, rather, is designed as the fluffiest and most pettable out of every hololive member. As such, you may safely deduce that Watame is strictly NOT for sex and is rather a being that deserves the utmost in happiness, love and respect, and that sexual thoughts towards Watame are indicative of an unwell mental state.

#copypasta
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