that day is today btw

He doesn't know that I will snap his bones and play him like an harmonica chat

someone woke up horny today I guess

My horny has been neutralized by O(n) time sorting, I'm now the perfect cicada man

today we'll find out if cicada soup is tasty

And I'M the one swinging his dick around like Indiana Jones's whip

Both admins are presently restraining from saying "Me with [OTHER ADMIN]'s mother"