due to recent fluctuations in subscriber count im making alessio post ass pics every thursday at 14:14. please daria close your eyes at that time. thank you.

Every night I go to sleep and pray to god that a sinkhole opens up under you, sending you directly to a hell comprised of wasps with teeth and a single Chumbawamba song for all of eternity

okay what about cicada facts instead

Gladly, Palanco. Here's 3 fun facts:
1)Cicadas have one of the lengthiest life cycles amongst insects, with an average life span of 13-17 years!
2)They use overpopulation as a defense mechanism, hatching in swarms of up to 1.5 million to overwhelm predators with numbers!
3)When the time comes, no one will be there to save you!

you guys need baby lamb

normal alessio day

Why don't you go summon your Persona, buddy

Also true, I AM programmed to destroy you