i personally am very thankful to not have an estrogen based endocrine system, that shit is fucked up.

Can't believe this is the post over which Twitter users write "IHSC downfall needs to be studied"

i love my wife dont flirt with me

official message from me, i was definitely not held at gunpoint to write it

I could have sworn I put the benadryl in a high enough cupboard this time

we have STAIRS at home you motherfucker

Is that what you call the pile of bodies you amassed in front of my kitchen, you sick fuck

by Моц

insightful comment, go read it