"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
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Forwarded from Critical Punkism
A billboard in the neighborhood of Hollywood, California, calling to stop funding Israel.
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Forwarded from Trans Memes, Screams~, And Inhuman Themes (Inamruzui (timekeeper goddess) (Mizu/malzu))
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Forwarded from /r/fuckcars
This article was written by a hurricane:
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2024-09-06-hurricane-benefits-good-things
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2024-09-06-hurricane-benefits-good-things
The Weather Channel
5 Things Hurricanes Can Do That Are Actually Good | Weather.com
Although hurricanes can be largely destructive, they can bring a few benefits when they come ashore. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.com
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Forwarded from Grouchy Socialists
a high school near me recently had a career day or something and the army came in and landed a CH-47 for recruitment. Totally normal, not evil empire stuff.
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Forwarded from Grouchy Socialists
Grouchy Socialists
a high school near me recently had a career day or something and the army came in and landed a CH-47 for recruitment. Totally normal, not evil empire stuff.
Sorry, "recruitment" is capitalist language. The US Army came to a school to groom children to become murderers on behalf of corporations
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/r/fuckcars
Nearly vomited when I saw how huge this "pickup" truck is... +632 • 97% in 5 hours 86 comments
On the brightside—it won't hit your kids!
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This is like if they made a motion activated Big Mouth Billy that bitches about the Jews stealing their paycheck and the fact they saw a black man at the checkout counter at the grocery store. Then he goes on a tirade about how his kids never visit him anymore before melting down over the judging banning him for having a drivers' license after his third DUI.
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