No keyboard, I did not make a typo. I did not mean to type "busy." Yes, there are supposed to be two S's there.

The big bara fur in the picture is not a "professional busy destroyer."

What 911 did to country music is what chastity cages did to reach arounds

This creep wanted to "educate" me about incest porn. Gross.

Tbf, there's only three of us. Well two. The third thing is less an entity and more a mass.

i got really excited last time i went to the doctor because he gave me a note for "daily sex" but when got home I realized it said "dyslexia".

Today is National Hug A Dragon Day because I said so.

Tomorrow in celebration of the 22nd anniversary of 9/11 we are going to be dropping some very special memes that we are sure you will never forget. Happy Patriot's Day Eve!