2,534 words Sacheen Littlefeather: The Latest “Pretendian” to Get Scalped As we gather together to celebrate Halloween, let us not forget those who’ve dressed up in Injun costumes their entire lives to milk the eternally credulous American public of its sympathy…

2,071 words Next week down here in Georgia, a state that is just under one-third black, we’re expected to choose between two black men for US Senator. I’m also supposed to pretend that either one of them will adequately “represent” me in the Senate. The Democrats…

Loins of the White Panther, The World's Most Obscure NASCAR Driver, The World's First Anti-Semitism Contest?, Movie: "Rocky V"; Music: Suicide (0:00-46:02) • Herschel Walker Is Not a Very Brigh...

2,602 words Kanye West’s Jewish Ex-Trainer Threatens to “Medicate the Crap” Out of Him Powerful Jews continue to prove they’re not powerful by flexing their massive power to disempower anyone who dares suggest they are powerful. Kanye West tossed a couple…

1,204 words Well, there was no “Red Wave.” It hardly even qualified as a Red Spurt. It wasn’t a sweep. It wasn’t even a light dusting. This was the puniest “reckoning” in electoral history. This would have been an uncharacteristically meager midterm pushback…

Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump.

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"White Panther" in different languages; Music: The Standells; Movie: "The Undertaker and His Pals" (0:00-43:07) • Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass and Keep Your Feet on the Ground (43:07-51:28) •...

2,710 words Sudden and Shocking Discovery of Hateful “Noose” Halts Construction of Shiny New Billion-Dollar Obama Presidential Center Whether it’s Jussie Smollett, Bubba Wallace, or a rancid cornucopia of other “fake noose” stories the media hypes but that…

1,241 words I don’t want to frighten any of you legally-medicated speed freaks out there, but America is in the throes of an Adderall shortage. Within days or possibly nanoseconds, tens of millions of you will have trouble concentrating and start acting hyperactively.…

Smash or Pass?: female amputees; Funniest Movie Hitlers; Music: Professor Longhair; Movie: "Snow on tha Bluff" (0:00-49:28) • Adolf Hitler Was a Tweaker (49:28-1:13:27) • We Know They're Lying:...

2,016 words Herschel Walker Announces He’s Transitioning from a Werewolf to a Vampire Republican senatorial candidate Herschel Walker is so stupid, it’s fair to call him a genius at being stupid. The existence of Herschel Walker as a legitimate senatorial…

Trying to Outsmart Deaf Postal Workers; Musical Justice: Wanda Jackson; Movie: "Beyond the Doors"; Voicemail: Can a Guy "De-Fag" Himself? (0:00-50:58) • We Know They're Lying: Make Way for the...

2,167 words Say Goodbye to “Minorities” and Make Way for the “Global Majority” Even though the Great Replacement is happening, they’ll deny it’s happening while celebrating the fact that it’s happening, and they’ll call you crazy for daring to notice that…

1,372 words I believe that blind people have a right to be employed -- but not as military snipers or crossing guards. I believe that deaf people are ennoscriptd to a living wage -- but not as record producers. In the same spirit of fairness teetering toward…

Welcome to Whikanda; Would You Rather Have Someone Kiss Your Ass and Stab You in the Back or Stab You in the Ass and Kiss You on the Back?; Musical Justice: Eddie Cochran; Movie: "Five Easy Pie...

2,256 words Kanye West Suspended From Twitter for Posting Image of Raëlian “Schwartztika” Logo Sometime in the mid-1990s, while amusing myself by batting around ideas for fake racial-justice charity organizations such as “Negrowth” and “Up With Negroes!”…

1,345 words There’s something about the specter of armed guards in tactical gear patrolling a gas station in our nation’s birthplace that tells me things aren’t likely to get better in the United States anytime soon. What’s next? Members of the Azov Regiment…

You Gotta Make Peace With Yourself, Musical Justice: The Sweet; Movie: "The Honeymoon Killers"; Voicemail: Is Islam Compatible With Western Society? (0:00-1:06:41) • Armed Guards at a Philly Ga...

Kanye West may never win another music-related award again, but there's one group that's honoring him with a not-so-flattering noscript ... "Antisemite of the Year."