So ecstatic that summer is finally here that he can't even think straight, Uncle Jimbo ditches the typical show format. Declaring that the world needs a "political detox," he covers dozens of f...

2,336 words “Malevolent” Ram Kills African Woman, Gets Three Years in Prison In a shocking case of ram-on-black violence, an unnamed adult male sheep in South Sudan recently attacked a 45-year-old black woman named Adhieu Chaping, killing her almost instantly.…

In Georgia, a chance to rebuke white nationalism

1,149 words A friend from Oklahoma recently texted me: How close are we from civil war anyway? My reply came suddenly and effortlessly, almost as if a higher power had seized my typing fingers: I don’t think Americans have their shit together enough to even…

First Annual Aboriginal Women's Beauty Pageant (0:00-31:10) • We Know They're Lying: I Never Promised You An AIDS Garden (31:10-1:26:31) • Another Civil War? Don't Get Your Hopes Up (1:26:31-1:...

2,582 words Chicago Opens an “AIDS Garden” to Celebrate Millions of Dead Gay People

1,313 words When I was younger -- and what a great, sweet, innocent, unrealistically wonderful time it was -- nostalgia was often seen as a crutch for people who can’t enjoy the modern world. But since there’s nothing to enjoy about the modern world, nostalgia…

Ethan Liming, 17, was beaten to death outside a LeBron James-founded I PROMISE high school in Akron, Ohio on June 2, 2022 following an altercation on the basketball court.

Uncle Jimbo sings "Happy Birthday" to himself, then reviews potential new HARDBALLS theme songs and oddball 1960s sitcoms such as "My Mother the Car" and "The Flying Nun" (0:00-33:19 • Another...

2,948 words White Teen Beaten to Death after Schoolyard Water-Gun Prank Goes Horribly Wrong When an interracial murder occurs, why do so many people assume that

1,232 words Thanks to Dinesh D’Souza, I now know that there are fat people in India. When I was a child, India symbolized poverty and malnutrition. At the dinner table, when I didn’t finish my mother’s mashed potatoes, she’d scold me and say that there are…

New intro music, the world's scariest boxer, Chinese printers reject "ANSWER Me!" due to "many violence and naked pictures," and rating the First Ladies according to fuckability (0:00-35:51) •...

2,680 words Leader of the Free World Falls Off Bicycle, Emerges Triumphant and Unscathed Few would dispute that Joe Biden is exceptional at being senile. His greatest legacy will consist of being remembered as the most senile president ever. While enjoying…

1,922 words When I heard that a recently released documentary accuses black pastor Jesse Lee “Amazin!” Peterson of sexually preying upon the troubled young men he’s made a career out of rescuing from a life of sin and degradation, my immediate reaction was…

1,180 words On Monday afternoon, amid a stinking-hot San Antonio June where over half the days have already topped 100 degrees Fahrenheit, 53 would-be illegal aliens died from heat exhaustion after being trapped and pressure-cooked in a tractor-trailer where…

2,629 words Roe v. Wade Overturned, Human Progress Forever

1,832 words In a climate where politics has poisoned everything to the point where we all probably already have Stage 4 cancer from it and likely won’t even live to see the midterms in November, is it possible for a gunman to shoot and kill seven people from…

Back From Orlando With COVID and No PayPal Account (0:00-12:33) • Tag the Fag--Jesse Lee Peterson?, All They Wanted Was a Better Life, Never Trust a White Rapper (12:33-1:23:44) • We Know They'...

2,035 words Georgia Guidestones Demolished, New World Order Vanquished Until a few days ago, the infamously ominous stone tablets known as the Georgia Guidestones sat a mere 88 miles from where I’m typing this. Often referred to as the “American Stonehenge…