The mystery man 🧙 came over ⬇️
And he said, 🗣 "I'm out of sight" 🙈
He said: 🗣 "For a nominal service charge 💰
I could reach 🙆♂️ Nirvana ☯️ tonight 🌃
If I was ready, ✅ willing and able ♿️
To pay 💸 him his regular fee 💰
He would drop 📉 all the rest of his pressing 💢 affairs 👩❤️👨
And devote ⬇️ his attention to me" 👈
But I said, 🗣 "Look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that Cosmic Debris?" 🎆
Now what kind 🤗 of a masked man 👺 are you anyway? 🔀
"Look here, 👀 brother, 👦 don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me" 👈
The mystery man 🧙 got nervous 🥲
And he sorta fidget around 🕺 a bit 🤏
He reached 🙆♂️ in the pocket of his mystery ❓ robe 🧥
And he whipped out 🫳 a shaving kit 💇♂️
Now, I thought 🤔 it was a razor 🪒
And a can 🥫 of foamin' goo 🗯
But he told me 🗣 right then when the top 🔝 popped open 👐
There was nothin' 🚫 his box 📦 won't do 🙅♂️
With the oil 💉 of Aphrodite 👱♀️
An' the dust 💭 of the Grand Wazoo 🏜
He said: 🗣 "You might not believe this, 🙅 little fella 👶
But it'll cure 🚑 your Asthma 🫁 too!" ‼️
And I said, 🗣 look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that cosmic debris? 🎆
Now what kind 🤗 of a geroo 👳 are you anyway? 🔀
Look here, 👀 brother, 👦 don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me 👈
Don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔
🎸[Guitar Solo]🎸
"I've got troubles 😣 of my own" ☝️ I said 🗣
"And you can't 🙅♂️ help me out 🆘
So take your meditations 💊 and your preparations 🎒
And ram 🐏 it up your snout" 👨🦰
"But I got a kristol bol! ", 🔮 he said 🗣
And held 🤲 it to the light 💡
So I snatched it 🏃♂️ all away ↗️ from him 👉
And I showed him 💁♂️ how to do it right 👍
I wrapped a newspaper 🗞 'round my head 🤕
So I'd look like 🫣 I was Deep 👳♂️
I said 🗣 some Mumbo Jumbos 🈯️🈳🈵 then 🔜
An' told him 🗣 he was goin' to sleep 😴
I robbed 🥷🏿 his rings 💍 and pocket watch ⌚️
And everything else 📦 I found 🔎
I had that sucker 🧛 hypnotized 😵💫
He couldn't even 🙅♀️ make a sound 🎵
I proceeded to tell him 🗣 his future then 🧞♂️
As long as he was ↩️ hanging around 🧍♂️
I said 🗣 "The price 💶 of meat 🥩 has just gone up 📈
And your old lady 👩🦳 has just gone down..." 🍆
Look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that Cosmic Debris? 🎆
Now is that a real 💯 poncho 👘 or is that a Sears 🦹♂️ poncho? 🦺
Don't you know? ⁉️
You could make 🛠 more money 💵 as a butcher 🍖
So don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔
Don't waste it, 🚮 don't waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me 👈
Ohm shanti, 🧘♂️ ohm shanti, 🧘♂️ ohm shanti-ohm 🧘♂️
Shanti 🕉
And he said, 🗣 "I'm out of sight" 🙈
He said: 🗣 "For a nominal service charge 💰
I could reach 🙆♂️ Nirvana ☯️ tonight 🌃
If I was ready, ✅ willing and able ♿️
To pay 💸 him his regular fee 💰
He would drop 📉 all the rest of his pressing 💢 affairs 👩❤️👨
And devote ⬇️ his attention to me" 👈
But I said, 🗣 "Look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that Cosmic Debris?" 🎆
Now what kind 🤗 of a masked man 👺 are you anyway? 🔀
"Look here, 👀 brother, 👦 don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me" 👈
The mystery man 🧙 got nervous 🥲
And he sorta fidget around 🕺 a bit 🤏
He reached 🙆♂️ in the pocket of his mystery ❓ robe 🧥
And he whipped out 🫳 a shaving kit 💇♂️
Now, I thought 🤔 it was a razor 🪒
And a can 🥫 of foamin' goo 🗯
But he told me 🗣 right then when the top 🔝 popped open 👐
There was nothin' 🚫 his box 📦 won't do 🙅♂️
With the oil 💉 of Aphrodite 👱♀️
An' the dust 💭 of the Grand Wazoo 🏜
He said: 🗣 "You might not believe this, 🙅 little fella 👶
But it'll cure 🚑 your Asthma 🫁 too!" ‼️
And I said, 🗣 look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that cosmic debris? 🎆
Now what kind 🤗 of a geroo 👳 are you anyway? 🔀
Look here, 👀 brother, 👦 don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me 👈
Don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔
🎸[Guitar Solo]🎸
"I've got troubles 😣 of my own" ☝️ I said 🗣
"And you can't 🙅♂️ help me out 🆘
So take your meditations 💊 and your preparations 🎒
And ram 🐏 it up your snout" 👨🦰
"But I got a kristol bol! ", 🔮 he said 🗣
And held 🤲 it to the light 💡
So I snatched it 🏃♂️ all away ↗️ from him 👉
And I showed him 💁♂️ how to do it right 👍
I wrapped a newspaper 🗞 'round my head 🤕
So I'd look like 🫣 I was Deep 👳♂️
I said 🗣 some Mumbo Jumbos 🈯️🈳🈵 then 🔜
An' told him 🗣 he was goin' to sleep 😴
I robbed 🥷🏿 his rings 💍 and pocket watch ⌚️
And everything else 📦 I found 🔎
I had that sucker 🧛 hypnotized 😵💫
He couldn't even 🙅♀️ make a sound 🎵
I proceeded to tell him 🗣 his future then 🧞♂️
As long as he was ↩️ hanging around 🧍♂️
I said 🗣 "The price 💶 of meat 🥩 has just gone up 📈
And your old lady 👩🦳 has just gone down..." 🍆
Look here, 👀 brother 👦
Who you jivin' 🤡 with that Cosmic Debris? 🎆
Now is that a real 💯 poncho 👘 or is that a Sears 🦹♂️ poncho? 🦺
Don't you know? ⁉️
You could make 🛠 more money 💵 as a butcher 🍖
So don't you waste ♻️ your time 🕔
Don't waste it, 🚮 don't waste ♻️ your time 🕔 on me 👈
Ohm shanti, 🧘♂️ ohm shanti, 🧘♂️ ohm shanti-ohm 🧘♂️
Shanti 🕉
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