Forwarded from algo randm🧅🦕 (gusset)
sleepless night reflection, but
the three kinks that keep coming up over and over again, since the internet gained a conscience, are vampires/werewolves, tentacles, and piss, right?
so, to the eyes of the beloved internet perverts, the perfect fuckmate would be a jellyfish. it has tentacles, are often associated with being peed on, and some of them are immortal. did you know that once the nasa sent jellyfish to space, and when they returned, they were angry about being subjected to earth's gravity again? nothing less than the nasa has proven that jellyfish prefer to live closer to the moon.
the more i try to think about this, the more rock solid my findings become. its all connected.
the three kinks that keep coming up over and over again, since the internet gained a conscience, are vampires/werewolves, tentacles, and piss, right?
so, to the eyes of the beloved internet perverts, the perfect fuckmate would be a jellyfish. it has tentacles, are often associated with being peed on, and some of them are immortal. did you know that once the nasa sent jellyfish to space, and when they returned, they were angry about being subjected to earth's gravity again? nothing less than the nasa has proven that jellyfish prefer to live closer to the moon.
the more i try to think about this, the more rock solid my findings become. its all connected.
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