I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

The scene at the beginning of the game where our friend's dish is shown at the start of the adventure – curry croissants – did not fail to provoke a reaction from the French, who were outraged by this highly dubious combination.

Find some of these French…