Computer, mute slack notifications. Give me a link to jira ticket with highest complexity estimate. Open vscode. Disable AI completions. Play TETO LIKES TO PARTY by AIKA.

Chat
We watchin?

never kill yourself

> search for durarara art
> uploaded: 15 years ago

yeah I think I am a bit late to the party

girl in glasses wielding a cool sword

I want her so bad
But I am like 9 years older than her...
It's over

I won't get a chance to date a schoolgirl anymore, and in foreseeable future even college girls will be out of my league. Should I kill myself?