Lewd handholding with wife (in public!)

When I was an intern at my current company I wrote a CI noscript for building docker images for my projects. I unknowingly made it pretty good and universal with tagging, colored debug output and other whistles. People really liked it so now around once a month I find people in public chats asking about problems with 10 different slightly tweaked versions of it and it makes me laugh every time.

gnome-shell 49.1 hangs with 100% CPU usage when using caps lock to change the keyboard layout. Downgrading gnome-shell alone to 49.0 fixes this. I should kill myself.

CHAT

I remember her explaining why girls with huge boobs have big areolas

Real

My heart has been beating for like 24 years now. But what if it suddenly decides to stop? After all, I have no control over it.

I am a hostage of my body