Bot that bans users for using single-word comments unless the word is in the following list: cunny, tummy, glasses, cheese

I need some sort of a system to process incoming chat messages. My immediate thought was to fan them out to different services with kafka. Déformation professionnelle.

Actually, if you think about it, do you know of any ultra-lightweight (I am talking about using like tens of MiB of RAM for normal load of 100 events per second with durability) message broker solutions? I know there's nats.io, but maybe you know something even simpler.

me thinking of a way to run a simple if

Knowledge

this is what jews stole from us or something

Me when I look at myself in the mirror and realize that despite everything there's still kindness and hope in me

Ate a whole chocolate cake alone. My hands are shaking for some reason and I feel like I am thinking at double speed.