So, in Brazil we have an epic annual exam called ENEM, which if you pass, you can get basically free (or cheaper) university. It's a big deal to a lot of people, so there's a lot of "tips and tricks" that people share around the internet to help you succeed in the test.

The exam is massive and takes hours, so you better bring your own lunch. One of the tips they said was that "chocolate helps with memory". So basically everyone brought chocolate bars for lunch. But my dumb ass decided to customize my chocolate, so I bought wafers instead.

So in this silent classrom where 40 people were trying to take one of the biggest national exams in the country, the only sound was me eating my wafers and getting crumbs all over the table

But I passed the exam

Catgirl nuns :3

Petition to rename Brazil to Pindorama

If we're gonna be named after a tree, I think palm trees make much more sense

A coconut has fur, flesh and milk; therefore it's a creature

This is what they look when they grow up

Picture: A fully-developed coconut with its hatchlings

moral perfectionism

Oh hey, the thing I have has a name

Ads are never satisfying you asses

And I'm not taking your survey

I think I've been posting too much about the frustration of modern capitalist society.

So, as a bit of a breather, please take this 1 rat and remember not everything is disgusting out there 🐀