I truly am in the purgatory

This is what will happen to the PCs when they die in my next campaign

They wake up in an ethereal medical clinic

(just a fun story of me in the Purgatory Clinic)

This is a very specific brazilian thing, but I think it would be funny to share with the gringos.

Here's some facts about my grandma

- She was raised in a farm
- Had a very poor childhood
- Apparently she was a bit of a pirralha
- She grew up climbing trees, so she had a really strong grip until the age caught up to her
- She danced forró and other stuff every weekend until her early 60s
- She likes plants and birds, but thinks fur is gross (like, dogs and cats)
- She raises chickens and believes the "art of chicken raising must never die"
- She has a phobia of worms
- She traveled to the coast several times
- She makes a lot of horny jokes all the time (so you know who I was influenced by)
- She is a master of the kitchen and everything she cooks is great (and I learned to cook with her, but I'm not at her level yet)

Oh yeah, her religion is a weird mix of loose catholic stuff and witchery

What if

What if Mad Max was no longer mad

As a scorpio I can attest this is absolutely correct