And its glorious

Me moments before chopping off my own head with a Prestobarba

('shaving is hard' thread)

https://www.tumblr.com/homunculus-argument/707068531447054336/some-situations-in-life-are-like-when-a-cat-chases

better (uncensored) crop

What the fuck autocorrect

The food ended up delicious by the way

Y'all wish I would cook for you

Good idea: sanitize your YouTube links

I like the wording here, because "sanitizing" makes it sound like we're removing Youtube's filth

But what if it hatches 👁

There's a short book "The song of the chick" by Alexander Lazarevich about a species between birds and mammals that were born from an egg and survived cold conditions of ice age. Whenever the offspring hatched, it started a very complicated song. The song would trigger the parents' brains to instantly stop their hearts, their corpses would feed the offspring and the cold would preserve the meat. When the ice age was over, they evolved for better conditions, and the chicks who didn't kill their parents with the song survived. But somehow the part of the DNA that encoded the song trigger didn't mutate away over ages, and one day the humanity found an egg perfectly preserved from an ice age. Future scientists cloned the specimen and when the chick hatched, it sang the song on a life stream, killing billions of people watching it.

> Been watching a video and talking on telegram for half an hour
> Suddenly broom falls on me
> I remember I was in the middle of cleaning my room and got distracted

Depending on the person I'll either say something incredibly lascivious, or ask them about videogames